Death Row Frog

Toady Montana awaits execution

Say Hello to my Little Friend - Toady Montana

Meet Toady Montana.

Toady is part of the new Cuban crime-wave here in Florida and don't let his name fool you.  Toady is ALL FROG.  In fact he's a Cuban Tree Frog, AKA Osteopilus Septentrionalis and his gang is so fearsome, they have a contract on their heads.

Even the Greenie-Tree-Huggers say: "He's gotta go!"

The University of Florida has a hit out on Toady and his pals, with detailed instructions available on their website for a gruesome Benzocaine/Freezer recommended 'whacking'....http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/uw259

Toady's fate remains unclear.  Seen here in a Dunedin fire pit after his capture, he doesn't seem so fearsome.  In fact, Cuban tree frogs are commonly available in the pet trade elsewhere in the United States. but he skin of Cuban tree frogs secretes a toxic mucus that can burn the eyes and trigger an allergic (or asthmatic) reaction.

Here in Florida, many people have reported that after they first noticed a Cuban tree frog in their yard, they noticed the gradual disappearance of the other frogs, toads and even lizards. That's because Cuban tree frogs are voracious eaters -- and unfortunately they eat Florida's native frogs, toads, and lizards, in addition to insects and spiders.

That is why the kill-on-sight order was issued by 'The Commission'.

Toady keeps insisting that he is a political refuge and that there is Nothing we can do to him that Castro hasn't already done.  Upon apprehension, Toady croaked: "You want to play rough, OK!"

What should we do with Toady??