Say Hello to my Little Friend - Toady Montana

Meet Toady Montana.

Toady is part of the new Cuban crime-wave here in Florida and don't let his name fool you.  Toady is ALL FROG.  In fact he's a Cuban Tree Frog, AKA Osteopilus Septentrionalis and his gang is so fearsome, they have a contract on their heads.

Even the Greenie-Tree-Huggers say: "He's gotta go!"

The University of Florida has a hit out on Toady and his pals, with detailed instructions available on their website for a gruesome Benzocaine/Freezer recommended 'whacking'....http://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/uw259

Toady's fate remains unclear.  Seen here in a Dunedin fire pit after his capture, he doesn't seem so fearsome.  In fact, Cuban tree frogs are commonly available in the pet trade elsewhere in the United States. but he skin of Cuban tree frogs secretes a toxic mucus that can burn the eyes and trigger an allergic (or asthmatic) reaction.

Here in Florida, many people have reported that after they first noticed a Cuban tree frog in their yard, they noticed the gradual disappearance of the other frogs, toads and even lizards. That's because Cuban tree frogs are voracious eaters -- and unfortunately they eat Florida's native frogs, toads, and lizards, in addition to insects and spiders.

That is why the kill-on-sight order was issued by 'The Commission'.

Toady keeps insisting that he is a political refuge and that there is Nothing we can do to him that Castro hasn't already done.  Upon apprehension, Toady croaked: "You want to play rough, OK!"

What should we do with Toady??

Sarasota Homeless Man Decapitates Friend over Spilled Food

A homeless man is accused of decapitating a companion in a fit of rage over a knocked-over grill, the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office said.

Ricky L. Leer, 48, was arrested and charged with second-degree murder Tuesday in the death of another homeless man whom authorities have not identified.

Deputies said a 911 call came in at 1:32 a.m. Tuesday from a man who said he saw Leer kill someone by "chopping off his head." Deputies met with the caller, who led them to an area in the woods near the 3100 block of Martin Luther King Jr. Way, where a body was located.

Deputies said they canvassed the area and located Leer near the campsite drinking rum and leaning against a tree. He was taken into custody.

The 911 caller gave a sworn statement saying he and the other two men were cooking steaks and drinking rum when Leer and the victim began arguing and the victim accidentally knocked over a grill, deputies said. The witness said Leer knocked the victim down, grabbed a machete-like knife and began to chop at his head.

The witness identified Leer as the suspect with an accurate description of his clothing and physical attributes, deputies said.

Deputies said Leer exercised his right to have an attorney present for questioning.

Aliens Welcome in Ozona, FL - Updated Pics

I saw quite an interesting thing this morning when seaching Zillow for Ozona, FL real estate listings.  I was shocked to discover that Ozona not only welcomes aliens, they actually "heart" them!  In fact, as the included photo indicates (Thanks Galaxy Tab!); At least one Ozona resident has extended an invitation to come and "Take Me".....


I won't list the actual address, but you can see the street listed :-).